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[โ€“] bedwyr@piefed.ca 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Electricians are a rather self-impressed bunch in my experience, like I would rather drink with a couple plumbers than electricians.

[โ€“] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Electricians think their way is the only way. Get three electricians together and you'll get four ways of running the conduit, and a six hour argument. Electricians are constantly upset because "those bastards in HVAC put the ductwork in my way". There are three types of screw an electrician will run into in the field, which is why the average electrician owns forty-seven screwdrivers.

Plumbers only need to know three things:

  1. Poop rolls downhill
  2. Payday is Friday
  3. Don't chew your fingernails

Oh, and if you want to piss off a pipe fitter, call them a plumber