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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was expecting him to be done up like Maul or Vader... He just has a red lightsaber. The fact he looks like Palpatine isn't the stylization; that's just what he looks like.

He even had an attempt on his life that left him scarred and disfigured!

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The guy is just a beefed up funny valentine