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Why is the FBI director selling apparel?
I believe the proper term is Kakistocracy.
Kash Money is femboy bussy inspector
I assume that's where all the Female Body Inspector shirts come from
It's the only logical conclusion
Nenjamin Betanyahu might just be interested in 69,420 t-shirt orders from Kash.
Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?
So he can install malware on your computer (even though only his fans will be affected...)
#grindset
#griftmaxxing