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[โ€“] SparroHawc@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

IF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.

[โ€“] qprimed@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

spaghetti is delicious for a reason.