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Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250 (www.wral.com)

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder how Fox Mews is going to spin it when the orange pedo starts drooling over the UFC fighters and starts telling them how sexy and gorgeous they are...

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 5 minutes ago

I'm pretty sure you need to be over 18 to qualify for ufc...

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 8 points 2 hours ago

I'm expecting them to give him a title belt they just invented.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Nah but he will go on at length about how big a man he is and everybody says he should have had a career as a great fighter more and more. Bigly.