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[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 22 hours ago

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

That means the door was locked.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

More like …

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

😂 nailed it

(like your mom)

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Geeking out over “your mom” HTTP error code jokes has made me quite happy. …

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago

A long time ago, I worked with some people planning out the layout of a server room. They said that no individual one of them had the whole plan in mind, but that they each understood their section together. They finished by saying "it's in a RAID in our heads!" (Probably paraphrased. It was a long time ago.)

I thought that was hilarious. When I got home that night, I repeated the joke to my then girlfriend and her best friend, who lived with us at the time. There was a long pause, then one of them said "your job sounds REALLY boring."