this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 4 points 17 minutes ago (1 children)

WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 minutes ago

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide