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What are the laws regarding carrying a hammer πŸ”¨ on your person in public?

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[–] Kirk@startrek.website 42 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Seeing this always makes me consider carring a pack of stickers on me that say something embarrassing on it

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gallagher used to tell a joke that every driver should be issued a suction cup dart gun, that shoots darts with a red flag on it at any car driving like an idiot. When a cop sees a car with 3 flags on the fender, he pulls them over, and gives them a ticket for being an asshole.

[–] VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought all he did was smash large fruits and veggies.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hell no, he was a really funny, incentive, intelligent comic. He liked to do bits on language, like when he talked about being bald, and said "People tell me I don't have hair on my head because of my genes, but I got hair in my jeans, I need it on my head!"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just hold one of your keys out as you walk by the cars on the crosswalk.

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 5 points 4 weeks ago

Crude but effective

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

If you know no fear, climb on the cars blocking the path :p

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

SMOOTH MOVE, EX LAX

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

Or a waterproof pencil. Just to warn the other drivers, that they don't know or care for traffic rules.