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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by aarch0x40@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would anyone punish birds for jacking off?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you've not met conservative Christians ?

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I did but not in US or UK

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cause I'm afraid that they'll get an infection from rubbing their junk on the same stick the poop in. If they made sex toys for cockatiels I'd buy them