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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 119 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

display: grid for a single element feels kinda cursed to me

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 9 points 2 days ago

It definitely is lol. You’d use this for a landing page content container or something.

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Hey. Hey hey hey HEY.

That's not fair to us.

Random Linux nerds who were bullied. BULLIED, I say. When we coded our personal sites on Netscape on Linux (which was painful enough when Netscape 4 had a hazy understanding of CSS1/2 already) and the site had some random glitches on IE from time when we couldn't ensure IE compatibility.

This "IE6" shit needs to stay buried, OK? This is "history that must never repeat" shit, OK? OK. Good.

BONUS JOKE:

There was a whole range of jokes dedicated to what happens when you shoot yourself on foot with your favourite programming language.

My favourite was this:

"You shoot yourself in the foot with JavaScript.
If using Netscape, your arm falls off.
If using MSIE, your head explodes."

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

After adding rounded corners.

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah, I remember the days when they used to be using PNGs for those.

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Ah, and I remember doing it.

I wish I didn't.

[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

PNGs!? Oh sweet summer child...

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IE6 didn't support PNGs? I guess I could misremember but I am fairly sure it did.

[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Not transparent PNGs without using some cursed vendor css filter stuff

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 4 points 2 days ago

I use flex for most stuff 💪🏼

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Just throw it in a flexbox with margin: auto