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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Edit: https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514

A family member shared it with me. As to the source, I remain clueless.

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I do believe we can implement this in real life too with a goat.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How would we overcome undefined goat behavior without compatible/capable/viable VRMs? Feels like we'd struggle with similar limitations regarding electrogoative force as when we experimened with ternary signaling...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

With control-goats?

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago

You mean using signal-goats ?

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If AI can become sentient with the right programming, could a planet of goat gates become self-aware?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Since a second or a thousend years is no different to the universe, i guess so.