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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Florida

Uh oh...

Plan to replace migrant workers

Ah that's entire expected. :'(

with children

THE FUCK?!

What the fuck is wrong with people in Florida. How do people own guns and let these deranged lunatics in suits parade around for even a single day?!

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago

They own guns to keep the lunatics in power.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

We’ve been sacrificing schoolchildren to preserve gun owner rights this whole century

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

But they are so snappy in their suits!

/s

Remember, they're only pro gun for themselves. Those of us who oppose them and have guns get that shit taken away on some flimsy excuse if we do anything.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Watching US politics is like watching a rich jerk in a suit and bowler hat walk into a clown restaurant, loudly berate the staff, order a pie with lots and lots of cream on top, then he eats the pie and leaves. I was expecting something different, and I'm a little disappointed.