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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

Edit: https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514

A family member shared it with me. As to the source, I remain clueless.

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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the dude who built a computer that technically runs doom inside satisfactory or factorio (I think satisfactory).

I’m struggling to find the video now, but he wrote a ton of optimization code to make it run faster, because it’s painfully slow. I think the video was sped up 1,000x or so just to show it was, in fact, playing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seen a dude make a Minecraft redstone computer that could play Minecraft inside Minecraft.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

With his own microarchitecture.