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You know the one. The dumb joke you chuckled at that now just comes out unbidden at random times.

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[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This makes me laugh like such a stupid idiot. Just โ€“ bear with me here: imagine this scenario playing out.

Like I dunno I'm seeing pulling up in a Spirit Halloween "Canned Spaghetti Chef" costume with a fake mustache and everything. Combined with the intrusive thought of putting random things in those whooshy bank tubes.

"It's him AGAIN!!" Like this master of disguise is some kind of recurrent menace to the bank staff. ROFL why does "frantically" make it even funnier?!

Does the tube activate with a wet schlorpy sound and pneumatically deliver its payload?

... If I think about it too much I struggle to breathe. ๐Ÿ˜‚