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[–] vrek@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that is neither and was a text I sent last week when drunk...

[–] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 18 hours ago

It's not neither, it's both.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its cool that alcohol brings out your superpower of on-the-fly encryption

[–] vrek@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago

Cool... Crippling addiction... You say tomato I say... cries self to sleep