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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues (futurism.com)

submitted 3 hours ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cloudless@kbin.earth 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

“Sure, some people might have lost their jobs, but hey, you still have yours - so rejoice! Loosen up, have some fun!”

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Survivor guilt?! I think you mean 'survivor glee!'"

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Survivor quilting, because fun will now commence