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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 172 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

[–] groet@feddit.org 11 points 1 hour ago

Hehe, ass-cube

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with mixing it up a little

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago

Underrated cube pun

[–] lime@feddit.nu 53 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

porn addiction is just a symptom of serotonin deficiency

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 55 minutes ago

serotonin defiiciency

Meh.

Your brain just reflects life.

A porn addiction more likely means you're lacking rewarding activities in your life and/or you're avoiding thinking about by jerking it.

And FWIW the whole serotonin theory of depression is demonstrably bunk.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Today I learned and now I will be googling

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Who is Sarah and where are the videos of her toning her body

[–] stray@pawb.social 3 points 6 hours ago

No, not that kind of toning. Sara's toning the fish in the sea.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I've been looking into this and your advice seems very sound

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Me too fella!

Rubik's cubes tease so much. All I want to do is click it in all the right places. But that smooth little box edges me for days never letting me cum to completion.

I have yet to finish, been gooning the cube for decades. When I finally slide that last square into place, I'm going to bust so fucking hard.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Your p*rnography*, you f*cking p*rvert.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 11 hours ago

🀀 redact this ****

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

****** to **** until *** *******

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Say goodbye to these!