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submitted 3 hours ago by genzboomer@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:

[""]

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago)

Could double entendre it and do

[["😃", 0],
 [0, "😃"]]

For a JSON Bourne Identity

[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉

[–] python@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Me neither, but I bet it's still valid JS syntax

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷‍♂️