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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

kids would cut their own balls off if someone started a tiktok challenge about it

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

they ate tidepods, and did the blackout challenge, where someone even died from blacking out.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 17 points 1 week ago

That's a great idea. Solves the entire issue in just a few generations.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Give AI another year or so

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 week ago

does not look as cool as arson