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Mexico's 'Batman' Vigilante Duct-Tapes Alleged Motorcycle Thieves To Lamp Poles (townflex.com)

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Cops drag their asses in going after personal property thieves.

Fixed that for you!

EDIT: Not sure why I'm being downvoted. They absolutely don't care about stuff stolen from you or me...

[–] monsieur_hackerman@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Personal property != private property

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay... I changed it. Not sure how that changes the point that they don't care about us, lol.

[–] monsieur_hackerman@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah they absolutely don't care about us. They care very deeply about their masters private property, not their subjects' personal property. Its a distinction they make and it helps to be aware of that