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White House weighs ‘250 pardons for 250 years’ to mark America’s birthday: report (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] Bohne93@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't get your hopes up, for some reason all of trumps would-be-assassins are completly inept to the level that one might suggest these attempts were staged.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

100%, they're all like 16 year old idiots.