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ICE Immigration Courts: Over 425,000 Children Face Deportation Without Lawyers, DOJ Data Shows (townflex.com)

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh man, that reminds me of this meme I saw the other day:

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution and unacknowledged by our laws, giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation. For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us. For protecting them by a mock trial from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states. For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world. For imposing taxes on us without our consent. For depriving us in many cases of the benefit of trial by jury. For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses.

Whoever wrote it must fucking hate America.