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[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (3 children)

People of Clacton, do the funny thing please!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Asked what his appeal is going to be to the people of Clacton, the comedian replied, “I’m not Nigel Farage.”

[–] domusaltera@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's Boaty McBoatface time! 😁

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Boaty McBoatface was a lame attempt. Google Boaty Mcboatface Blas de Lezo, which was actually the winner.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which is the right thing too.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Love it when that happens.