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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

Despite the shocking turn of events, Rosario managed to... safely bring the Cessna back to the airfield without damaging the aircraft.

What a bizarre thing to say. Well, phew, I guess. Lucky the aircraft wasn't damaged by the single female pilot who already had her licence and was just building up hours. Me and all other males in the world would have expected her woman-brain to take over and cause her to panic-land while doing a backflip and simultaneously rolling her ankle or some shit apparently.

I'm seriously struggling to understand why "without damaging the aircraft" was added to the sentence.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Simple, people assume "student pilot" means doom without realizing how far along people fly with instructors.

I think it's much to assume the surprise is about gender instead of the word "student".

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I suppose. However this line then doesn't sit right:

[The] student pilot named Rosario already had a private pilot license but was still building up her flying hours

Strictly speaking she was in the role of a student, but it's not like she didn't know what she was doing. If she already had a private pilot licence, what else is there to assume?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

She was flying with a flight instructor in the role of student. I think that's enough for a lay person to take those words at face value, not knowing what a PPL means. Even if they searched it up, they'd see 40 hours of flight time, and that's similar to the requirement to give a teenager a driver's license, and it may be hard to square that with landing a plane, which is a very intimating task to people who have mostly never flown an aircraft.

I've seen similar stories about incapacitated flight instructors and celebration of student pilots making it out safely, and I think the reporting is similarly "surprised" about a mere "student" getting out unscathed whether male or female.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

To reinforce the point: This is a very stressful situation to place an experienced pilot in where essentially your copilot commits suicide during the flight. I'm sure there are a lot of experienced pilots who might make a mistake in the shock of that scenario.

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