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Netflix hits upon revolutionary new concept: Live TV channels (www.avclub.com)

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Riding the same wave the best phone companies will propose a revolutionary new smartphone with the handset and the dial

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

never needs charging because it's stuck to the wall

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago

That's very infinite jest

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Have we considered that inputting phone numbers could work better with a reduced set of motions? We could have all numbers arranged on a circle and all you have to do is rotate a dial and let go.