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Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I think I'm going to need it :D

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We're in this together, curse you soft tacos!!!!!