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I was going to hold back on this one, but then i read the comments section:
Willingness to give head on a scale of 1-100. the Stat could have different color codes though, so I could "at a glance" some further info. (like bright red means they probably have an STI, regardless of the number, or lavender over a woman means she prefers "tacos" if you catch my meaning, dark green could mean they are down with little convincing, you know, "that sort of thing.")
I'm expecting to confirm my suspicions that the numbers are not as high as the spicy sites would have you believe.
I could see an issue where some asshole decides that someone's dark green number is an excuse to badger them into intimacy.
See, this is why I was hesitant. As I stated though, I suspect the results of this would be far more mundane than some pervert's fantasy.
With great power,
Dinner with your parents is awkward when your dad has a higher number than your mom.
it would mean he licks that canoe like an icecream cone on a hot day