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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 118 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)

Isn’t this Gender affirming care? /s

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 57 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

It's a bunch of men about to find out that testosterone isn't that important, or about to become very neurotic and insecure about it.

Personally I think we should also test their blood flow responses when shown certain images, and do Kinsey scale testing as well.

Really shock them with some self-knowledge and hate for governments overstepping their boundaries.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am almost entirely hairless below my neck and have a full head of hair in my mid 40s.

I am probably on the low end of the testosterone scale.

I'm also 5'6".

I never let it stop me from being an absolute horn dog and doing pretty darn well if I do say so myself.

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Happiness is the goal

Everything else is nonsense

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

very neurotic and insecure

$100 on neurotic and insecure!

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

the military already covered care for testosterone deficiency as part of its free healthcare

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 24 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

Standing in line to eat the same food, giving your all to protect/help your comrades when they are vulnerable and can't fight for themselves, uniforms, sacrificing your individuality for the greater good.

Every Army ever is communism.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 45 minutes ago

The US military is the most socialist organization in that country.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Completely unsarcastically, yes. So are the "Full Mast Men's Mega Growth XXL Hormone Treatment" ads you see everywhere

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The serious response I have is that the end-goal matters. It doesn’t seem like screening for a medical condition that involves hormones is automatically gender-affirming.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago

No, no. Just announcing the policy makes Pete feel more like a man's manly man.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Screening? No not really; but they’re giving TRT to soldiers who aren’t at their peak.

So it’s gender-affirming care.