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Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency (www.theguardian.com)

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The Onion is truly redundant

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[–] manxu@piefed.social 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And soldiers will be required to run into battle pants-less. Sporting their hard, raging boners, to strike fear and despair into the enemy just from the sight of the pure, throbbing manliness

[–] manxu@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago

Giving the term, "slippery slope" a whole new, semen-inspired meaning!