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Trump says US being 'invaded by filthy air' as he threatens Canada with tariffs over wildfires (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by theacharnian@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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From BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd9w8xk75ndt Title as of 16:15 EDT.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We need to reframe this as "Trump opens dialogue about climate-driven environmental hazards, proposes punitive measures for polluting nations"

See how fast we can get the whitehouse hyenas to shit themselves

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 4 points 16 hours ago

That's honestly some brilliant spin.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh but you see it's not climate change, Canada just needs to rake 2.4 million square kilometers of forest.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

We should hire Trump's pool guy and pay him $5M to say that he took care of it. Problem solved, for cheap.