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[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I enjoy you. I was considering calling you PolarKaren, but you have earn your way out of it.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't really get it, though I def acknowledge I have a tendency to randomly kind of hop up and start saying a lot of what I think, here.

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would do it if I were just trolling.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

I finally get it lol! Your typo was "you have earned..." where I could only see "you have to earn..."

Anyway cheers (from the Just Over Here Doin A Good Job At Lemmy department)