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submitted 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by debil@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

One of my top 5 pet peeves in IT: humanizing software.

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[–] doctortofu@reddthat.com 54 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

The infantilization of error messages annoys me to no end. Sure Error: exception FF02345A0 in module flarghbhgy.py is not immediately helpful, but at least it allows me to search for a solution or a cause. Recently though, a frighteningly large portion of software developers decided for some reason that Oopsie poopsie, someone made a boo boo is a better error message, especially if it's accompanied by a cute whimsical image of a kitten or some shit...

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

"This shouldn't happen"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 40 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

I will put this error verbatim in one of my projects

[–] stefan92@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm stealing that one. 🤣

[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Please pay $200/hour for exclusive access to our Indian support drones who can’t help!

[–] doctortofu@reddthat.com 6 points 14 hours ago

Exactly. I'm almost fucking fifty, maybe that's why I find this patronizing tone so annoying, get off my lawn and all... ;)

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

A lot of this came out of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Make_Me_Think which a lot of dumb UX people took to the worst extreme to be like “dumb idiot user should only get one button ever”

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 12 hours ago

sometimes they don't even store logs so you can't do shit even if you were focused on just fixing this shit