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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure that's people's plan...

Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic...

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago

Don't give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

The ultimate manneken piss

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

... Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

oh I wasn't gonna pay this wankstain for that godawful sculpt, I was just gonna make my own. Maybe I could 3D print a little desktop one...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago

A 9mm drillbit could turn it into a peephole