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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 15 hours ago

If given the chance I would love to urinate on it

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The amount of time it took me to realize that didn't say "Futanari"...

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