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[–] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

voice-dampening? as in, it moisturises your breath?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It makes you sound like the voice-over of a 90's, late night commercial for a phone sex number.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It makes your voice less audible. This is dampening as slowing or quieting

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

nope, that's a star trek-ism. limiting oscillations -> damping. making something wet -> dampening.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The usage note pertains to usage 4, not 3

A screenshot of Wiktionary showing the entries for dampen with highlighting on definition 4's proscribed flag and usage

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sound is not a nonphysical thing. it's a mechanical vibration. besides, we were talking specifically about the present participle "dampening" which is far less ambiguous.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And so dampening is fine

Even if we were using it in the technical sense of would be fine

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 1 day ago

no, you even highlighted that it is proscribed. "dampening" has only one meaning, which is to make wet. the word is "damping". it doesn't dampen your voice, it damps it.