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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Well.....maybe she made him a party favor? Tied him to the bed, and put a blinding hood on him, then injected liquid viagra into his veins every 4 hours, and invited the whole neighborhood over to pass him around. With him never even knowing who he had sex with, and who fucked him in the ass....

See? She made him a favor!

What? It's already been established that the ex IS crazy. Loraina Bobbitt did far worse, and she wasn't even crazy...kinda justified actually.