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Just about anything vs. Windows (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by matejc@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] axh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can uninstall software?

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Laughs in # rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root

spoiler

Do not try this on an actual machine running linux, it can wipe it.

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oopsie, I shouldn't have run that and destroyed production, I'm sorry

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dont worry we have backup

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Psst.. Now that we own their backups, let's charge for it.

How many $$$ should be start with? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

pacman -Rsn pacman