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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/38745122

An accused serial killer who was executed for murder in Florida on Thursday used his final words to express support for President Trump after offering comfort to his family and his victims’ families.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

An accused serial killer who was executed

LOLWUT

I'm personally happy that The Casanova Killer is now dead. Obviously The Hill didn't notice The Innocence Project passed this guy right the fuck by.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I thought that was a little strange, but after looking it up, it's probably a defensible phrasing.

He was only convicted of two murders, while the definition of "serial killer" is three+ murders (plus some other qualifiers). The list of other killings he was suspected of doing, but which were never proven or convicted, would put him in the serial killer category. So it's fair, in a journalistic sense, to say he was "an accused serial killer."

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A convicted murder, who was also suspected of being a serial killer, ....

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's almost as if clear and concise communication is effective

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hmmm, can you expand on this? Not sure I understand.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Ohhhh, OK that makes sense then. I believe he did do those other murders so yeah, accused serial killer fits.

[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

~~was executed~~ was allegedly executed

Modern journalism sucks. Can't use affirmative voice for anything. Everything is "alleged" this and "sources say" that. Even with a concluded court case that has found proof of guilt beyond a reasonable doubt - the fairest way that we as a humanity have settled on for determining the truth or falsehood of questions like this - they still won't say the words.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I think there are far bigger problems with modern journalism than being technically correct in favour of the affirmative voice.