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He has insurance for that, right?
Right?
Insurance doesn't cover acts of God
Funny side topic:
Insurance doesn’t cover acts of terrorism. So, by the DOJ placing that label on recent Tesla vandalism, the insurance claims become invalid.
So basically one shouldnt get a tesla since insurance wont cover it?
I could probably convince a jury he’s more of an alien
Deport him!
He's called superman, not supergod
Jesus is both man and god. Have we considered the possibility of a superjesus?
Superman falls under the Force Majeure-clause
If he pay taxes he is so mundane as you and me
Superman isn't a god. The definitions of what a god is across cultures are pretty varied, but one thing that pretty much all of them have in common is that a god has authority over at least some part of nature (often being a personification of that part.) Superman has no authority (beyond the trust that humans willingly give to him do to his actions,) he's just really strong.
The fact that modern writers insist on treating Superman as a god is one of the reasons why so many modern Superman stories suck.
i um, i think it was a joke
A lot of writers don't treat it as a joke.
So no, but thats why you read the small print on your contract to make sure that you only have to worry about your life in a case of alien invasion/terrorist attack/…