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[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

If the vape pens contained no nicotine or THC what was in them???

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can buy vape juice with no nicotine.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

That makes perfect sense 😅

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

in a gallon drum

[–] Chaf@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's illegal, right?

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well that explains the arrest! ;-)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

thats a huge vape.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

A human smoke machine 😶‍🌫️

One of those and a laser pointer and I can rent myself out for parties :-)

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My son has one that dispenses breath spray.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t remember where it was, eBay or Amazon, but I found a listing for the last bottle of Binaca breath spray for like $90USD ;-)

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

There are some that have are basically just steam for people who are quitting (I think), which makes sense given the person is an athlete.