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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026 (consequence.net)

submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The parasites eggs and larvae in dirt and mud are really the issue.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you better stay at home and never go outside for the rest of your life if the outside world is too scary for you. Ever heard of viruses?

The rest of us will enjoy some scantily clad ladies fake-fighting in a mud pit.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Oof. That's one way to look at it.

How about this, if I'm ever in a situation where I must wrestle anyone, I'll insist we do so in a plastic pool filled with KY Jelly rather than mud.