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Eh. I like not cleaning smegma out of my uncircumcised dick. I'm totally fine with being circumcised without my permission and with no memory of the pain of the procedure and I'm glad I didn't have to make that decision as an adult.
They also vaccinated me without my persmission. I'm ok with that too. My parents also forced me to get braces when I didn't want to. Glad about that too.
Downvote. I really don't care. I'm kinda just tired of this conversation.
Is that why you came in here and wrote two paragraphs only just barely tangentially related to the article?
Pretty small paragraphs. Took me a whopping 15 seconds for the entire comment cuz I'm on a computer and stuck at work. Rest assured, I wouldn't be bothering if it was a weekend. You can check my comments. I don't do social media on weekends.
I guess I care enough to tell people there are some benefits to circumcision and to stop worrying about it and focus on topics that actually matter. It's very much a "social justice warrior" type thing to give a shit about.
And "social justice warriors" are very much a "fucking chud" thing to give shit about.