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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Toilet paper orientation doesn't matter at all.

Unless you have cats.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Both my cats have never given a single fuck about my TP. Am I just lucky?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Unless you have cats.

Said cat is in my lap this moment, and any time the TP was installed wrongly she'd run amok -- for 15 years.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i was going to tell you to close the damn door, but then i remembered how i open doors for the stupid cat even when there is a cat flap he can use. and the other cat has figured out door handles so we had to put knobs on the exterior doors.