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yes, i have several
edit: I'll live with the hate and you will all have to live without my painful, cringe-worthy sex mistakes
edit: weeeelllll. just one. since you all insisted with your plethora of downvotes.
The first time I ever got laid...the first time someone very obviously wanted me to stick my dick into them..and by obvious I mean that she basically asked. That's the level of engagement that I need. So, anyway, we head to her parents bed. I'm all nervous and shit since I really don't really know what to do with my throbbing cock. I'd seen movies but I never had to perform in real life. So she was all like "come here and stick it in me you little bitch(this was 300 years ago so i might be paraphrasing" I'm just kidding. I can't write a story that's more than a few sentences.
Long story short: I bought a condom that was too small and it shot off my dick into her vergina and she never found it. I feel bad to this day
Booooo
Everybody boo this man!