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Late teens: My gf came over, watching a movie in the downstairs den, started having spoon sex under the blanket on the couch. My mother (rather intuitively) decided we needed supervision and came down to watch the movie with us; while I was still balls deep!
I pulled out slower than a glacier and we spent the rest of the movie slowly and stealthily putting our pants back on under the blanket. Somehow we got away with it! (If we got caught there would have been hell haha)
She knew.
lmao you clearly did not grow up in a religious household.
edit: Also very weird of you insinuating that my mother knowingly sat next to me having sex for over half an hour.
like give your head a shake bro
SHE KNEW
Denial is indeed a very powerful force.
Only one way to find put. What's she gonna do now? Ask her, and report back, for science.
I had a similar thing happen. When I was a teenager I went with my girlfriend at the time and her family to her grandparent's house for dinner. They were still cooking so we went to a spare room to lay down and watch a movie. We had to keep the door open but we were horny as fuck and started going at it under the covers. Eventually her dad walked in and told us dinner was ready while I was ball deep. Thought I was going to die that day.