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If it were one employee from each, it's Waffle House. No contest.
One customer changes things a lot. I think it's probably still Waffle House that takes it, but Popeyes and WalMart are in the running.
Yeah Walmart is definitely a wildcard here. You could get anything from a 90 year-old grandmother to Johnny Meth, who hasn't been able to feel pain for at least 20 years
How bad is it that "Johnny Meth" made me think of one specific guy I knew back in Florida
Not as bad as it making me think of a good 20 specific guys from Florida
Was Johnny Method that guy who cooked method in a Walmart isle? Lol
Waffle House employees get good by fighting Waffle House customers. Both are terrifying and the bar to beat for any real discussion.
Idk man, taco bell employees might take this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I0ASXRo3xc
Ugh, I hate that YouTube makes you sign in for this one but I suppose it is violence.
Edit: found a link that doesn't require a login.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyxhHMTxIiM
Ain't nobody from Wal★Mart running