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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah Walmart is definitely a wildcard here. You could get anything from a 90 year-old grandmother to Johnny Meth, who hasn't been able to feel pain for at least 20 years

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How bad is it that "Johnny Meth" made me think of one specific guy I knew back in Florida

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not as bad as it making me think of a good 20 specific guys from Florida

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Was Johnny Method that guy who cooked method in a Walmart isle? Lol