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Rising Temperatures Are Threatening Italy’s Bank Reserves—Because They’re Made of Parmesan Cheese (www.popularmechanics.com)

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Make sure you tell everyone and tell them how they are supposed to live. Make sure to use a lot of fake science.

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I already started posting it all over NextDoor. Next I’m going to protest the meat, wool, and egg vendors at farmers market tomorrow.

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

You should probably look at bigger groups than literally who, but you've got the right idea!