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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 31 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Can't we solve this problem like Elon would solve the problem and simply store the cheese in space?

[–] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Only after announcing the cheese will be on Mars next year. Every year

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

"The first cheese to reach Mars!"

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