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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 33 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Can't we solve this problem like Elon would solve the problem and simply store the cheese in space?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

The moon isn't made of cheese ... yet!

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly storing cheese in space makes more sense than putting data centers in space

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 minutes ago (2 children)

Due to orbital decay, it ends up raining fondue. It's a huge mess.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

You're right. We'd better store different cheeses together with some white wine, an assortment of spices and a bit of Kirschwasser. If it's going to be raining fondue, we may as well do it in style!

[–] content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

I'd watch that as a gritty sci fi comedy

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

I want quicker access to cheese than space.

[–] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Only after announcing the cheese will be on Mars next year. Every year

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

"The first cheese to reach Mars!"

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Then what would Italy be known for without it's cheese?

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 52 seconds ago

Tbh the possesive form of "it" is a bitch. For all other words you do 's to indicate possession, but for this exact word you leave out the apostrophe. Whether vs weather, their, there, vs they're, or your vs you're, they all have nothing on this contra intuitive POS of a rule.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Ah Italy is on the moon